The Advisor Advises

We have entered the last 4 weeks of Christmas shopping. What an absurd thing. 12 Days of Christmas...that makes sense. 4 'weeks' of Advent...understandable. 4 weeks of Christmas shopping...what the?! OF course we all know that the season of Christmas shopping actually begins once the school supplies go on clearance - with a brief recess for the high holiday of Hallowe'en - but I've decided to mark the absurdity of the last 4 weeks of Christmas shopping by tracking the weight of the 'christmas' flyers that are delivered to my mailbox over the next 28 days. Today: 185g.
*Which Flyers Would Jesus Read?