The Advisor Advises

Apparently, we're having a BBQ at work on Friday. I received an email this morning regarding the BBQ that ended with, "if you have any objections or condiment requests, please let me know." I started to type my reply, and for some reason I got carried away and ended up with this...

I'm a big fan of pickles
Sauerkraut is fun
Cheese and mustard and mayo
On a large and tasty bun

Ketchup is a mainstay
Tomatoes are a treat
Fried onions add a certain charm
But it's nothing without the meat!