The Advisor Advises

Are you tired of the responsibility that accompanies Luxury Yacht Ownership? Is your penthouse apartment still too close to the ground level? For a mere $1,200 to $4,200 per night you can rent a floating apartment on the World! Why that's less than the price of my mortgage for a FULL MONTH of high sea adventure! I did however find one downside to this experience - the "Call a Chef"™ private chef service. According to the website, you can "design your menu, invite friends you met onboard and have a team of professionals create and serve a meal in your own apartment. This is a popular option for residents and guests to celebrate a special occasion with a truly personalised dinner party." Then...the fine print - "This option needs at least 24 hours notice. A charge is related to this option." If I'm paying $100,000+ per month for my cramped apartment that shakes everytime a tropical storm passes by - I expect an all-you-can-eat buffet to be included in the price - I don't care how good the cook is. And at my house, if you stop by when the Bar-B-Que is hot, you can pull up a seat at the leaning picnic table with as little as 5 minutes notice - I hope you brought a salad, no, make that dessert.