The Advisor Advises

I sent away for some free kids books a few weeks ago. They came with a free clock. They also came with 2 other books that I could keep and pay for, or request a return mailing label and send them back at no charge. Here's the email correspondence that followed...

----- Original Message -----
To: customerservice@grolier.qc.ca
Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:54 AM
Subject: Return: Acct#...

Good morning,
I’d like to return the Finding Nemo and Home on the Range books.
Thank you for you introductory offer, my son just doesn’t seem to be interested in them enough for me to purchase them.
Please send a Postage Paid Mailing Label to: etc...

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From: Grolier Customer Service [mailto:customerservice@grolier.qc.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:17 PM

Thank you for using our services. We appreciate your interest in our products. We have stopped any further shipments on the account. However, in order to promote our material and for you and your family to enjoy our publications, we would like to take this opportunity to offer you to pay only for the introductry offer without you having to fulfill any minimum purchase. Can this be something you would be more interested in.
Awaiting your response.

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To: 'Grolier Customer Service'
Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 7:15 PM
Subject: RE: Return: Acct#...

No thank you, I would still like to return them.

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From: Grolier Customer Service [mailto:customerservice@grolier.qc.ca] Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:00 AM

Thank you for using our services. We appreciate your interest in our products. We have stopped any furtther shipments on the account. However, in order to promote our material and for you and your family to enjoy our publications, we would like to take this opportunity to offer you a 50% discount on the introductry offer. Can this be something you would be more interested in.
Awaiting your response...

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----- Original Message -----
To: 'Grolier Customer Service'
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 12:48 AM
Subject: RE: Return: Acct#...
No, thank you.

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We cancelled the account and you can keep the books free for you and you child to enjoy.

Thank you

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So...is anyone interested in a copy of Finding Nemo from Disney's Wonderful World of Reading? I now have 2 copies...