The Advisor Advises

I sat down to make a short list of titles that I have had over the years. I have never had a noble title such as "Sir" or "Baron", although I have looked in to purchasing one. Apparently you can't purchase a *real* one... Anyway, here is the list that I came up with so far:
Titles I have had...
for money…
Camp Counselor (Jackfish Lutheran Camp); Opera Chorus Member (Edmonton Opera); Librarian’s Assistant; Carpenter’s Assistant; Shipper/Receiver
Steel Cutter; Sawyer’s Assistant; Night Security Guard (Outdoor Film Festival); Night Security Guard (RV Resort); Purchasing Clerk; Casual Labourer; Landlord; Academic Advisor; Dishwasher (Beaver Foods)
Heavy Equipment Operator (BC Wire Rope Recyclers); Paperboy; Mystery Shopper; Theatre Seat Installer



for fun…
Blogger; Trombonist; Comic Relief; Wedding Consultant; Webmaster; Collector; Composer; Accordionist; Spelling Bee Contestant; Actor; Film Director; Event Planner;

by no choice of my own…
Brother (5 times); Uncle (nearly 6 times); Son; Tenor; Grandson; Grandson-in-law (is that a word?); Cousin (many times over); Foster Brother (ditto)

for a variety of other reasons...
President (Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd Youth Group); President (Transcona Collegiate Institute Student Council); President (Sine Nomine Choral Association); Vice President (Concordia Concert Choir); Director (Justus Peccator Barbershop Quartet); ‘Purple Harry’; Acolyte; Master of Ceremonies; Father; Husband; Son-in-law; Brother-in-law (10 times); God Father (twice); Foster Parent; Tenant; Roommate; Best Man; Groomsman; Groom; University Student; University Graduate; High School Student; High School Graduate; Consumer; Mediator; Neighbourhood Watch Member; Block Parent

That's all for now, if I missed any, let me know...

# posted by Anonymous : 3:19 PM